What are Gregisms

What are Gregisms?
Gregisms are a many of things while at the sametime nothing at all. Like those infomercials for new drugs I could list all the things that Gregism cause and do not cause, but in the end you will skip the warnings and somehow enjoy yourself:

• Not a cool breeze on a summer day.
• Not a religion or your personal savior. However always available for Bar Mitzvah.
• Does not last 4 hours or cause erections, but does last for a few years and causes arousals.
• Does not causes sadness, but does cause eyes to be rolled
• General feel good medicine without having to deal with childproof locks.
• Did I mention arousal and the ability to shred on a guitar (bass of course).
• Will not help you land a plane
• Dancing ability and street cred will increase by 30%

Thought I would start a Gregisms blog as a way to do more than what I have been doing for what seems like months now on facebook. For those who do not know what Gregisms truly are, they amount to ridicoulous sayings. It was my answers to people who post serious philosophical sayings on their facebook status (which I am guilty of as well).

Why be serious, when you can interject a bit of humor into someone's day.

I can honestly say that this will not be a daily blog thing (maybe a few a week or something like that). If I feel something is funny and worth posting, than that is what I will do. The facebook Gregisms will continue, since those are easy to enter by phone when I'm just chilling at a red light or barreling down the road at 80mph (just kidding, I don't need the cops questioning me about texting and driving).

Well here's to the Gregism blog. May it prosper and bring in lots of money, fame and women. If not...I will consider this blog a failure and "Old Yeller" it quickly.